I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
But if you’re gonna dine with them cannibals, sooner or later, darling, you’re gonna get eaten …
Nick Cave (via mofobian)



i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

Two kinds of people

i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

Two kinds of people

clickthefrog:

JGL is filming in the neighborhood! [x]
I saw someone saying elsewhere that Joe was dressed as a Christmas elf filming this afternoon so I’m guessing that’s what’s going on here….

clickthefrog:

JGL is filming in the neighborhood! [x]

I saw someone saying elsewhere that Joe was dressed as a Christmas elf filming this afternoon so I’m guessing that’s what’s going on here….

soundlyawake:

are we really fucking real right now
for-shits-and-hiddles:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.
Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift

for-shits-and-hiddles:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.

Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift